Saturday, August 2, 2008
Yoyoyoyo ;D
Back ! With a forum post .
Super hilarious laa .
Credits to blogskins.com and little-miss-wendy.com .
http://blogskins.com/forum/1/90964/
Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:
( PS: this is not against any religion, no offend )
Anne Chang - Dirty (Mandarin)
Anne Chin - Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
Faye Chen - Dusty (Mandarin)
Carl Cheng - Buttock (Hokkien)
Monica Cheng - Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)
Lucy Leow - You are dead (Hokkien)
Jane Tan - Frying eggs (Mandarin)
Suzie Leow - Lose till death (Hokkien)
Henry Mah - Hate your mum (Mandarin)
Corrine Tai - Poor fellow (Hokkien)
Paul Chan - Bankrupt (Mandarin)
Nelson Tan - Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
Leslie Tong - Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
Carmen Teng - Leg hair long (Hokkien)
Connie Mah - Call your mother (Cantonese)
Danny See - Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
Rosie Teng - Screws and nails (Hokkien)
Pete Tsai - Nose droppings (Hokkien)
Macy Koh - Never die before (Cantonese)
I came across weird names in work too!
I did not made them up,
& i hav seen such name for real!
Zheng Ben - Very Stupit
Goh Ah Gao - Gao which mean dog
Xiao Qiang - Cockroach
Tan Bo Doh - Stupit in malay
Lee Ah Gong - Young also become ah gong
Lou Char Boh - Old woman
Lim Ping Pong - Ping pong ball?!
Tan Char Cheng - Char Cheng is buttock.
Zhen Yan Dao - Very handsome.
Zhen Mei Li - Very Pretty.
Koh Baby - OMG, baby being called by everyone?
Goh Sweetie - Image when ure old & people still call you sweetie?
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Quite offended/insulted by Faye Chen .
Why use FAYE ?!
Sad sad .
Faye's such a nice name laa .
(FIR de FAYE♥ )
Anw , lol .
Funny hor ?!
Not funny thn i ask you :
HAVE YOU LOST YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR ?
T~T
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http://blogskins.com/forum/1/81213/
Another interesting post .
http://blogskins.com/forum/1/73897/
On tips on hw to make urself taller
(ahah ! JUMPING xD)
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No more interesting posts .
Damn lazy to find liaos .
HAHA =D
Oh , i wan introduce an amazing author :
Stephenie Meyer
(i think she better than jk rowling , lol . hee =D)
And her amazing books .
Twilight series , and The Host .
Damn addicted to The Host laa !
Its so nice .
SO NICE , i tell you .
SO nICE .
Er , SO NICE LAH .
Go read !
Anybody read before ?????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I tell you , theres NO WORD ON EARTH to describe how wonderful th books she write is .
Wtheck am i talking ?
Ok nvm =D
Was my post long enough ... ?
P.S: To xavier -- and idk what you writing oso ..
HAHA .
Slowly read and u will understand .
What they trying to tell th ppl is that .
THE WORLD IS ENDING SOON .
Hurray !
No exams !
No stress !
(and that means no music no friends no money D;
)
Stupid .
LOL .
Th no money D; was jus a joke .
Heh .
My post long right ?
YAY I KNOW !
CONGRATULATIONS ! [to myself]
CHEW SEEMIAO HAS JUST WON THE LONGEST POST AWARD !
Yay !!
-.-''
Pls scroll up for more laughter , hahahahahaha .
Garfield rox (:
Kyo rox oso (:
This is a post --
A post written by ..
Th cat of 1e1 ..
SEEMIAOOOOO ~~~~
aka .
LAO WU PO xD
LWP for short .
LWP with a LONG NOSE !
Dun get what i saying ? go my blog slowly see ..
Advertising my blog oso !
Ok , this post took me 1/3 of my internet/mozzy time .
GIVE ME BACK MY TIME !
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ~
Oh ya .
Good luck for th class cheer , yo !
HAHAHAHA .
(dun remind me of th dance .)
HEE =D
F.I.R. roxxxxxxxxxxxx !
LOL .
Ok . This time really mus end th post luh .
i must really have a long post .
Long enough ,,
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mischief managed give a
lecture @ |11:12 PM|
+thE sTudEnTs+
Monitress: Lena Loke
A.Monitor: Khairul Roshdie
Prefects:
Xavier
Janice
Shangge
Soon Min
Cleanliness Rep: Alvin Low
Noticeboard Rep: Andrew Yeap
Welfare Reps: Xavier, Fion, Shangge
Board of Treasury: Jaslyn, ♦Seemiang (:
Our sexy class is made up of:
1)Jaslyn Ang aka Jovial Jaslyn
2)Bernice Seow aka Bookworm Bernice
2)Chelene Ho aka Cute Chelene
4)Chew Seemiang aka Simplicity Seemiang
5)Chua Ruimin aka Righteous Rui Min
6)Feng Beiwen aka Bubbly Bei Wen
7)Fion Foo aka Funny Fion
8)Isabel Tan aka irreplacable Isabel
9)Kiang Eileen aka Elegant Eileen
10)Janice Lai aka Joyful Janice
11)Lee Shangge aka Mrs Wasabe
12)Loke Jia Hui Lena aka Lunatic Lena
13)Ng Jin Ling aka Juvenile Jin Ling
14)Nur Ubaidah aka Unique Ubaidah
15)Angeline Ong aka Angelic Angeline
16)Ou Yee En aka Yummy Yee En
17)Rachel Poh aka Rich Rachel
18)Chantal Sim aka Caring Chantel
19)Tan Soon Min aka Samaritan Soon Min
20)Vivian Tao Hui aka Vibrant Vivian
21)Winnie Tay aka Winnie The Pooh
22)Alvin Low aka Amiable Alvin
23)Andrew Yeap aka Amicable Andrew
24)Joel Chan aka Joker Joel
25)Kenneth Chung aka Knowledgeble Kenneth
26)Denni Winata Jachaja aka Mr Wasabe aka Delighting Denni
27)Dominic Koh aka disciplined Dominic
28)Foo Guo Wei aka Gorgeous Guo Wei
29)Kelvin Koh aka Kind Kelvin
30)Khairul Roshdie aka Kiddie Khairul
31)Lee Jin Hui aka Joyful Jin Hui
32)Nikko Lew aka Nutty Nikko
33)Noor Junaidi aka Jolly Junaidi
34)Alvin Or aka Ambitious Alvin
35)Raymond Sim aka Radiant Raymond
36)Bernard Soh aka Big Bernard
37)Syahid Syukri aka Skillful Syahid
38)Shaun Tan aka Samurai Shaun
39)Wilson Chang aka Wily Wilson
40)Xavier Soh aka Xtreme Xavier
Names Courtesy of Lena xD
+moOdz+
sign up an account at http://www.unkymoods.com/.. den cut and paste e script here...
TeaCheRs
Form Teacher: Mrs Maria Lim
English Teacher:Mrs Ravi/
[Mr Matthew Ng]
Drama Teacher: Mrs Ravi
Math Teacher: Mr Low/
[Mrs Loo Bee Hua]
Language Teacher: Ms Li Yang,
Ms Janis
Science Teacher: Mrs Bu Shin Yunn
GeographyTeacher: Mr FahizalAbdullah
Music Teacher: Mrs Jennie Cheng
Art Teacher: Ms Amanda Koh
Homec Teacher: Ms Nadleen,
Mrs Maria Lim
History Teacher: Mr Thomas Tan,
Mr Au
Literature Teacher: Mrs Francina Gibson
D&T Teacher: Mr Wong, Mr Lee
CME Teacher: Mr Azizi/[Ms Nadleen]
TimEtaBle
[[Monday]]
1)MT
2)D&T
3)D&T
4)D&T
5)Recess
6)EMAT
7)GSC
8)EL
9)PC
10)ASSEMBLY
[[Tuesday]]
1)MT
2)MT
3)PE
4)PE
5)Recess
6)MT
7)ART
8)ART
9)GSC
10)GSC
[[Wednesday]]
1)GSC
2)EMAT
3)EMAT
4)CME
5)Recess
6)DRAMA
7)DRAMA
8)EL
9)HIS
10)HIS
[[Thursday]]
1)EL
2)EL
3)GSC
4)CME
5)Recess
6)EMAT
7)LIT
8)LIT
9)MT
10)MT
[[Friday]]
1)EL
2)EL
3)HIS
4)HIS
5)Recess
6)EMAT
7)EMAT
